Why can't an Episcoplian play chess? [They can't tell the difference between a Bishop and a Queen.]
Why are Lutheran men expected to make the coffee every morning? [Because HeBrews]
Why can't a nun be a nurse? [Because she can only serve one God]
Adam must have been an Episcopalian. Who else could stand by a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?
What happens when you play a country song backwards? The husband doesn't cheat on his wife, he stops drinking, and trades in his pick-up for a Prius.
Why are single women thin and married women overweight? A single woman comes home, sees what is in the fridge and goes to bed. A married woman comes home, sees what is in the bed and goes to the refrigerator.
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But he is making fun of visually challenged people? How can a liberal do this?????
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